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About Me Member Horror Writer Kelsey Dahmer15/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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BundyDahmer-Odd Turn of Events

Ted Bundy/Jeffery Dahmer.

....THIRTY FOUR.

Necrophilia

Necrophilia, Necrophilia.
I have my way with the dead.

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PA - Stranger Than FictionHe was a part of her and everyone else's horribly warped and dellusioned  imagionation.  
 
Those who were emotionally trapped and stressed beyond all releif or reality saw him. They had no hope or truly rational thought left within them, so they were delt with via the golden bat-weilding juvinile on inline skates. Lil' Slugger. Though violent, the assaults more often than not led to small improvment in the victims lives. Some belived him to be a supernatual force, rather than an actual being, driven to rescue to desperate souls in times of great crises from their tragedies through violence.   
He'd begun to take the PA - Stranger Than Fiction
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i luv Halloween- PDA."How many times I gotta tell yah? Can't go around huggin' on my arm in fronta' people, 'specially not on Halloween, yah flammin' immbecile! Street cred, Squeak, remeber?"   
Surprisingly, Bubbles was speaking more calmly to Squeak than usual; although he was still pretty much scolding the boy like he was his mother, he didn't do it in the rough tone that was normal.   
"Oh, yeah, street cred! I gotcha', Bub...ah, Spike!"  
 
"Better, then. Now, no more of that PDA crap."   
"Uhm..."   
Squeak tilted his head to one side and pooched a lip out, goving Bubbles a rather odd face while trying to co i luv Halloween- PDA.
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Scream: MilliniumTitle: Millinium  Movie: Scream  Pairing: Billy x Stu  Disclaimer: I don't own anything; aside from this poorly-written slash fanfic, all copyrights to the horror movie Scream and its characters go to their respectful owners.   
"How do you GUT someone?" Her voice came out shakey and timid, the tone in her voice very clearly showing how sickened by the whole ordeal she was. It made her stomach twist up and turn in knots; it gave her the distinct feeling of being on ther verge of wretching the contents of her stomach up.   
"You take a knife," Stu's normally playful and joking voice seemed to now be taking on Scream: Millinium
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Ugly fuckin' bitch.
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Slash filled gallery that will make you want to shoot yourself.

I wouldn't recomend it as I draw faggotry of almost everything. I destroy childhoodz.
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Lmao. You're shitting me.

Fri Sep 25, 2009, 4:25 PM
This rant = me venting. Not me whining for attention; I frankly and genuinly don't give a shit if someone comments or not. Lollollollol.

Anyhoo.

I ran across some stamps on here. Seems people try to put their imput on things without knowing what the fuck they're even talking about.

Example?

"Emo is cool, cutting is not." Firstly, how in the flying fuck is emo cool? Yeah, back before eight million fake faggots got into it and effed it up MAJORLY, the term "emo" was a lable for those in the "emotional goth" subculture. The modern generation of emo is reduced to merely nothing more than whimpy little bitches that're too big of pussies to be an actual Goth. No, emo is not goth. Emo isn't even a damn style of clothing anymore; just a clusterfuck of the most irratating people to ever walk the planet.

Secondly, what person in their right minds ever said cutting yourself was 'cool'. Self-mutilation is a physcological problem, not something someone with genuine problems does for 'fun' or to be 'cool'.

The goth culture is about seeing things in a diffrent way, Not whining about how painful your life is and slitting your wrists because you can't date the Jonas Brothers or because your mommy didn't buy you that new car you wanted with all your bleeding, crying heart and soul.

I probably would have continued to keep my mouth closed if it were not for being provoked by this shit. Hey, emo kids. You can eat a dick. Honestly. Go choke to death on a cock.

GROWING A BRAIN = WHAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON DOING.

L-O-L CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MAI EYYYYYYEZZZZZZZ!!!11one ;_______________________; :(

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  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Jeffery
  • Reading: Dahmer
  • Watching: turned
  • Playing: the boy
  • Eating: into
  • Drinking: bones

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Looks like you've had the displeasure of stumbling across my deviantArt page. Here, I'll fill you in on my hellish personality:

Name: Kelsey Dahmer.

Nicknames: Thatchy. Randal. Applez. Although, I like Thatchy more than the other two.

Orientation: Bisexual.

Political status: Libertarian.

Religion: ....Hail Satan.

Loves: Jeffrey Dahmer. Serial killers. Necrophilia. Cannibalism. Guts. Slash/yaoi.

Hates: Posers. Hypocrites. Emo kids. Twilight. Weeaboos.

Favorite actors: James DeBello, Jeff Anderson, and Brad Dourif.

Musical interests: I fucking love metal. I'm a metalhead. I listen to most any form; I particularly enjoy heavy, electro, and industrial metal the most. But, yeah. I like grindcore, deathcore, darkwave, black, etc.

Favorite Bands (Because the devious information thingy is too damned limited. They're in order from the ones I love the most and down to the ones that are at the bottom of my fav list) : Macabre. Goatwhore. Hatebreed. CombiChrist. Cannibal Corpse. Polkadot Cadaver. Suicide Silence. Circus Maximus. The Black Dahlia Murder. Chimera. Rob Zombie. Mindless Self Indulgence. Dream Theater. Exodus.

Other: My names is Kelsey. I'm fifteen. I'm bisexual. I adore Jeffrey Dahmer (I must have mentioned this one thing in particular about a millions times.). I aspire to one day become a stand-up comedian and crimonologist. Simple.


SOME MORE MOTHERFUCKIN' SHIT YAY :

~*~ Temple ~*~Of ~*~Bones ~*~

-People I know/have met IRL-

:iconstopbuggingme1152: - Shelby. Never really gets on her account. She's quiet. But okay.

:iconmancandy89: - THE LULZ. Thinks she's dating a Jonas Brother. Oh, and guis, she's so hardcore emo!11 So, yahh. Don't make fun of her eternall depressed forever soul because if you do she will swim in a sea of blackness and pain.

:icondanfan183: - Marissa. One cool mother effer.

:iconwhorse86: - Jodie. Best friend IRL. Obsessed with Charlie the unicorn, which is lulz.

:iconhipple1234: - Josh. Gayest guy I know. And I say that with a great deal of affection. <3333

-Awesome freaks-

:iconkill-natalie: - My girlfriend. The Ted Bundy to my Jeffrey Dahmer. The lady killer to my cannibal. I own teh soul, bitches. <3 Property of moiiiii~

:iconagentxnessie:- Bestest internet friend ever. EVER.

:iconimpendingxdoomx2:- Awesome gui and stuff.

:iconsewermonstar:- Winrar.

:icondylan-red-goth:- Fun to converse withhh.

:iconhuggin-thaniel:- Our conversations are filled with crack. THANIEL. COME BACK. I MISS YOU. ;____;

-clubs im in/trying to get in-
:icongoth-love: :icontallxred-gothclub: :iconcartmanxbutters: :iconsouthpark-fanartists: :iconhorror-whores: :iconhorror-forever:
:iconclub-chucky: :icona-juicy-obsession: :iconfreddy-krueger-club: :iconf-c-krueger-fans: :iconburtonfans: :iconsweeney-todd-club:
:iconadult-swim-club: :iconomg-adultswim: :icondethklok-fan-club: :iconswistok-fanclub: :iconsuperjailclub: :iconmeggriffinfanclub: :iconzorak-fans: :icondrawn-together: :iconlight-yagami-fanclub: :iconlightxryuk: :iconmikamixryukfc: :iconanti-misa-amane-club: :iconantisasuke-club: :iconluffyxnami: :iconrapr: :iconz-a-g-r-club: :iconz-a-d-r: :iconxiaolin-noncanon: :iconjackxgoodjack: :iconunamourvrai: :iconedd-x-marie: :iconroadtoeldorado-club: :iconmiguelxtulio: :iconperryxdoofenshmirtz: :icongrimxboogie-fans: :iconchrefclub: :iconjokerxbatsy: :iconantihannahmontana-fc: :iconlokiclub:


Clubs I own

:iconbundy-x-dahmer: Ted Bundy x Jeffrey Dahmer. Care to join in on the strange fandom that my girlfriend and I started?

Plz accounts I run.

:iconjefferydahmerplz: Jeffy ftw.
:iconsp-vamp-sparkley: Yayyy vamp fag.


Serial killer roleplay group.

:iconserialkillerrp-group:. Roleplay as a serial killer. Now.

:heart:~*Do the Dahmer~*:heart:
People that went to school
with Jeffery
Say he was the class clown
Faking epileptic seizures and
rolling on the ground

Rolling on the ground
acting like a clown
Everybody do the Dahmer

C'mon everybody let's do the Dahmer
He was the class clown
C'mon everybody let's do the Dahmer
Rolling on the ground

Rolling on the ground
Acting like a clown
Let's all do the Dahmer
:heart:~*Macabre*~:heart:


OTPs. Cause I feel like listing my favorite pairings 'cause I'm a fag for them.

Ted Bundy x Jeffrey Dahmer from IRL.
Jeff x Bert from Cabin Fever.
Billy x Stu from Scream.
Bubbles x Squeak from i luv Halloween.
Andy LePlegua x Trevor Friedrich from the band Combichrist.
...Joe x Kevin from the Jonas Brothers band IRL. Even if I hate the fucking Jonas Brothers, I'm not above making faggotry with them.



-Links'n shit-

Photobucket (Nothing on it yet)- [link]

MySpace - [link]


Facebook - [link]

FanFiction. net - [link]

-Art status-

Requests: CLOSED.

Art-trades: OPEN

Note: My deviantArt is being a fag on me, for whatever reason. I can only seem to submit text files. So, until further notice, if you want to do an art-trade, my half of it will be written work.

Shit that I refuse to draw:

1) Your mary-sue/gary-stu with any character ever. I'm not opposed to drawing you yourself with a character, unless, of course, you yourself are self-inserted Mary-sue.

2) Anything Twilight related.




He said it tastes like beef...

[link] I'M SUCH A NERD.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Apartment 213
  • Interests: Slash/crack pairings/canon/serial killers/Jeffery Dahmer/Cannibalism/Necrophilia
  • Favourite movie: Cabin Fever.
  • Favourite band or musician: Combichrist,
  • Favourite genre of music: Murder metal/Death metal/heavy metal/black metal/industrial metal/grindcore/electro
  • Favourite artist: Tim Burton. Clive Barker.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Eli Roth/Truman Capote/Tim Burton/Don Macini/Stephen King/Langston Huges/Clive Barker
  • Favourite style of art: Dark or slashy
  • MP3 player of choice: Skull Candy
  • Wallpaper of choice: Jeffery Daaaaahmerrr
  • Skin of choice: I'd like to wear yours sometime.
  • Favourite game: Rock,Paper,Scissors Death Match/Okami/Manhunt
  • Favourite gaming platform: The human mind.
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Goth Kids (South Park)/The Twins (SuperJail!)/ Bubbles (i luv Halloween)
  • Personal Quote: Evil grows where there is an absence of love.
  • Tools of the Trade: A Shamwow and a drill.

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~Tw1g9y 7 hours 1 minute ago
Thanks for watch

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~EmoChuckyFan666 2 days 21 hours ago
Fixed the religion issue so that people will stop whining.

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Loving wife of Damien Thorn, Philip Pirrup and Split Kit.
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~ClownCarOnFire 2 days 18 hours ago
I hope that wasn't a shot at me. It shouldn't be though, as I clearly didn't whine.

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When you can stop, you don't want to; when you want to stop, you can't. S'one of life's little riddles ~
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~EmoChuckyFan666 1 day 22 hours ago
It wasn't.

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Loving wife of Damien Thorn, Philip Pirrup and Split Kit.
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~EmoChuckyFan666 2 days 21 hours ago
Sorry about my religion boo-boo. I was not raised with a religion, and don't know exactly what I believe, so I had no idea what religious beliefs to give my character. It's probably a common mistake. You're not mad at me, right?

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Loving wife of Damien Thorn, Philip Pirrup and Split Kit.
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~Heirisha 5 days 8 hours ago
Hello !!! =D
Thanks for watching my art :heart:
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~hellohospital 5 days 20 hours ago
Hello,
I can see that you're quite the Dahmer connoisseur, and I was wondering if you would be interested in taking a look at a slash that I wrote about him and Bundy. Just thought that since you are quite informed about him, you could give some insight as to what I've done properly, and what I could improve on. Cx
It can be found [here]. Thankyou.~
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~Kill-Natalie Nov 7, 2009, 9:05:26 AM
your description of mandy in your information box is so funny i almost cried.

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We buy balloons. We let them go.
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~xlittle-goth-girl6x Nov 6, 2009, 8:39:45 PM
thank you for the add. nice page. i love a person who can express themselves freely without having to sugar coat what they have to say. if you got something to speak of say what you mean not some lightened chunk of it. haha/ anyways. thanx

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*Live Laugh Love TRIPP*

~if i tell you then i'd have to kill you~


=razors pain you=
=rivers are damp=
=acid stains you=
=drugs cause cramp=
=guns arent lawful=
=nooses give=
=gas smells awful=
=you might as well live=

Much Dark Love
~~Lena
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~sewerMonstar Nov 1, 2009, 2:48:40 PM
[link]

FUCK

MY LIFE

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THEY MAKE ME DO PUSH UPS IN DRAG.
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~apple-lurve Nov 5, 2009, 6:00:01 PM
OHSHI

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Police said your master plan
Jeffrey drew a diagram
blueprints for his morbid throne
constructed with his victims' bones
- Macabre

"The codewords for me shall be bind them, torture them, kill them" - Dennis Rader, BTK Strangler.
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~Kokoshki Oct 15, 2009, 10:37:47 AM
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Now Im not quite sure it's a good likeness
But when I saw this, I was like "I must show applez this"

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You Can't Beat It, Don't Try. It's Not gonna Work

36 PEOPLE LOVE MY FK+ANGEL PAIRING! BOOYAH! IN YOUR FACE!!!! Hehehe...
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~apple-lurve Oct 31, 2009, 5:04:13 PM
Lawl. S'amazing. <3

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Police said your master plan
Jeffrey drew a diagram
blueprints for his morbid throne
constructed with his victims' bones
- Macabre

"The codewords for me shall be bind them, torture them, kill them" - Dennis Rader, BTK Strangler.
:iconkokoshki:
~Kokoshki Oct 31, 2009, 5:43:36 PM
I know! I could not believe I found ones like this! =D

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You Can't Beat It, Don't Try. It's Not gonna Work

36 PEOPLE LOVE MY FK+ANGEL PAIRING! BOOYAH! IN YOUR FACE!!!! Hehehe...
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~ImpendingxDoomx2 Oct 14, 2009, 8:31:23 PM
Ohhh my~ How interesting :heart:

Nessie and I were re-watching some old South Park episodes for the fun of it...

Do you recall the episode where Cartman's trying to figure out who his father is, but it turns out pretty much everyone in town did his mom at the drunken barn dance?

And in one of the flashbacks there's a younger Mr. Garrison with much nicer hair?

Nessie squealed. And then turned bright red upon REALIZING that he squealed out loud. :heart:

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Life is pain. Life is only. Pain. Dark, depressing loneliness that. Eats at your soul.
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