| Crowbars and drills. Me and my girlfriend. <3 Because I love her moar than anything. ~Kill-Natalie X ~apple-lurve =  Also, recognize, fool!; the credit for the orgasmic fucking wicked coloring goes to ~GLOOMCOOKIE7777. <3 |
Graboid raep"run! faster, boy!" Earl screamed from atop the rock. "C'mon!"Graboid raep by ~apple-lurve
Valentine panted and spinted across the sand, getting closer and closer to Earl and that heavenly rock, occasionally twisting his head over his shoulder to catch a glimpse of the large lump that zoomed at him from beneath the ground.
The closer he got, the more painfully closer the giant Earth creaturE seemed to zoom toward him.
Suddenly, something took hold of his left ankle and bit down, sending a stinging sort of pain up his leg.
"Ssshiiiit!" he collapsed to the ground, the snake dragging him farther away from the rock and Earl's now out-streached hand.
He writhed and kick
| Rape. |
no atheists."well, like, i'm just saying: you can't disprove science."no atheists. by ~Kill-Natalie
several kids turned around in their desks. their bibles were pinned open, between either a palm or an elbow, the thin pages of their current verse looking up towards the ceiling.
father reinholst paused then said, "...i don't think there's any place in biology for science, jane."
every pair of eyes were boring hot little holes into jane's body. if they stared any harder she might turn into swiss cheese. "i'm not saying you're wrong, i'm just saying that maybe instead of the bible we could look at maybe...a textbook. charles darwin said-"
he held up his hand to stop her. "jane, sto
| These are works made by amaaaziiing people~ |
- Shelby. Never really gets on her account. She's quiet. But okay. 
- Maaandaaayyy.
- Marissa. One cool mother effer. 
- Jodie. Best friend IRL. Obsessed with Charlie the unicorn, which is lulz.
- Josh. Gayest guy I know. And I say that with a great deal of affection. <3333
- My girlfriend. The Ted Bundy to my Jeffrey Dahmer. The lady killer to my cannibal. I own teh soul, bitches. <3 Property of moiiiii~
- Bestest internet friend ever. EVER.
- Awesome gui and stuff.
- Winrar.
- Fun to converse withhh.
- Our conversations are filled with crack. THANIEL. COME BACK. I MISS YOU. ;____;
Ted Bundy x Jeffrey Dahmer. Care to join in on the strange fandom that my girlfriend and I started?
Jeffy ftw. Yayyy vamp fag.. Roleplay as a serial killer. Now.
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